Fanatic: (Noun) A person with an obsessive interest in and enthusiasm for something.

In "News That's Really Not Funny But Kinda Is" news, an "extreme" Paula Abdul fan, Paula Goodspeed, was found dead in a vehicle outside of Abdul's Los Angeles residence due to apparent self-inflicted reasons.

Her rep tells Entertainment Tonight that the woman had been an extreme fan and had "issues." They knew about her for "several years," her rep tells ET.

The license plate to Goodspeed's car read "ABL LV"; a picture of Abdul hung from the rear-view mirror. (Source)

So the crazy Paula Abdul fan who offed herself outside of Paula Abdul's house had "issues." Well that's the understatement of all time. In fact, if you looked up the word understatement in the dictionary, there should just be a picture of the girl who killed herself over Paula Abdul with a caption reading "had issues."

Editor's note: insert your own M.C. Scatcat joke here.