Homage: (Noun) Special honor or respect shown publicly.

The CMA Awards were last night... And, whatever. Carrie Underwood won something I think. Yawnsville. As usual, I was more interested in whatever bizarre crap came out of Miley Cyrus's mouth, like this little nugget of Southern Christian platitude:

"My daddy said that I should wear it up and put it in a 'Get your hair as high and close to Jesus as possible' type hairdo," said the Hannah Montana star. "I said, 'Daddy, I don’t think I can get it any higher, but I did my best.'" (Source)

I don't know if this is necessarily what she meant, but I guess that's better than how she normally gets close to Jesus, which is by getting it on with a 20-year-old underwear model who looks just like her dad. Most people don't know this, but Jesus is just as big a sucker for statutory rape and incest as he is for fancy, Southern-fried hairdos.

More of Miley and her Boyfriend-Dad twins at the CMA Awards: