Milk Cannons: (Noun) A woman's lactating breasts.

Angelina Jolie went on British talk show "GMTV" recently to promote her new film The Changeling, but inevitably the topic turned to -- what else? Breastfeeding twin babies.

"There's this football hold - it's a lot harder than it looks in the books,” she says in the prerecorded interview at her London hotel on Monday. "I did that a few times. I would take turns. It just takes a long time." (Source)

I don't see what the problem is, here. She's got two babies and two breasts. You'd think nature would have planned for this or something. Of course, this is coming from someone who's mom told her the explicit details of where babies come from when I was six years old. And after I got finished repeating them to every other single kid in first grade, I've since made it my mission to know as little about how the female reproductive system works as possible.

More of Morticia and Gomez (thanks, Abby) at a photocall for The Changeling: