Old: (Adjective) Having lived for a long time; no longer young.Remember back in the early 90's when Cindy Crawford was like totally
it? Well, clearly that was two kids and fifteen years ago, because
daaamns. I wasn't sure if I was looking at pictures from
Vogue or
Senior Citizens Quarterly. Really, I'm just kind of embarrassed for her. Wanting to relive your glory days is one thing but this is just sad. And pathetic. And gross. But mostly sad.
Editor's note: Shut up, shut up, shut up. Yes, I'm totally kidding.



She looks like Michael Jackson in that first pic. EWWW!
Terrible. The one where she clutches her stomach makes me think of period pain.
where'd she go? ALL her subcutaneous fat is missing. That's what gives the older vibe.
My youthifyin' trick for past age 35? GAIN 5-10lbs. If you can do it on top of some wee bit of fit, or wear well cut clothes, you'll look way younger from the mild plumpification in your face and edgy bits. (This info from a skinny geek who looks age-ed if I don't keep the weight up.) Sunken cheeks are only fabulous on 20 year old european girls.
If you care. And you should, 'cause you're only you once.
:)
In that third photo she's making the pose of "oh geez, I have explosive diarrhea." She does look amazing though.
She was "it" in the 80's for sure. You couldn't go by a magazine stand without her face on every cover, every month. She had too much shit done to her face and she's been guzzling the skinny bitch Kool-aid.
science fiction....double feature....
I think she's lovely. It made me want a pepsi, anyway.
Ugh! old people are gross.
god, she's still hot. i wonder how fat the ladies commenting here are...
wow - i totally disagree. She looks AMAZING... someone needs glasses!
ya ya ya put a pic of you beside her , man she's still hot, you just wish you could look as good!!!
I very much love summer :)
Someone very much loves winter :(
I Wish to know whom more :)
For what you love winter?
For what you love summer? Let's argue :)