Ridiculous
Ridiculous: (Adjective) Deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.Madonna showed up at the Gucci UNICEF benefit last night looking like something straight out of a Dr. Seuss novel. If she would have opted for the striped stockings instead of the fishnets some studio handlers with giant nets would have probably come after her and dragged her back to the set of whichever one of those books they're bastardizing into a movie this week.
But hey, at least her face looks slightly less haggard than usual. Those sandblasting sessions must be paying off in spades!
She kind of looks like Peter Pan in drag.
Easter grass makes a fine substitute for clothing, as does a barrel.
She looks like a fraggle.
That shit is a straight up Project Runway recycling episode reject.
Please don't take the Fraggles' name in vane, it makes the baby Boober cry.
Or vain. That's bad too.
I think the cheek implants were a step too far. She's going the way of priscilla presley. shame. I still like her, but as she gets more desperate facially, I have to caveat with saying it's more about the performance/career than the person herself.