Self-absorbed
Self-absorbed: (Noun) Preoccupation with one's own emotions, interests, or situation.The American Music Awards were held last night, and as you can see here, Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday backstage. And if you were wondering -- yes, she did celebrate her birthday as Disneyland like a month and a half ago -- but of course, that's all inconsequential because as usual, everything is always fucking all about Miley Cyrus. I'm surprised they didn't just rename the stupid award show Miley Cyrus Presents the 2008 American Music Awards Featuring Hannah Montana. Gah.
I think Rihanna lifted her outfit straight off of one of those American Girl dolls, gloves and everything:
Christina Aguilera looks like a drugged-out blow-up doll, as usual. I think she's finally figured out a way to Scientifically replace her hair with synthetic nylon Barbie hair:
You know, I really do love Pink, bless her heart -- but she has yet to attend one of these dress-up music awards show functions without coming off like a Disney villainess. This ensemble here puts her somewhere between Cruella DeVille and "Ursula" from The Little Mermaid:
Taylor Swift annoys the crap out of me but you have to admit the kids is gorgeous, and always looks like a million bucks. Now if only she can start meeting men who aren't gay.
Whoever told Queen Latifah that it was a good idea to wear a dress made of latex needs to be fired immediately. And then preferably set on fire and have the ground salted afterwards:
God. Shut up, Jonas Brothers:
Christina Aguilera looks like a drugged-out blow-up doll, as usual. I think she's finally figured out a way to Scientifically replace her hair with synthetic nylon Barbie hair:
You know, I really do love Pink, bless her heart -- but she has yet to attend one of these dress-up music awards show functions without coming off like a Disney villainess. This ensemble here puts her somewhere between Cruella DeVille and "Ursula" from The Little Mermaid:
Taylor Swift annoys the crap out of me but you have to admit the kids is gorgeous, and always looks like a million bucks. Now if only she can start meeting men who aren't gay.
Whoever told Queen Latifah that it was a good idea to wear a dress made of latex needs to be fired immediately. And then preferably set on fire and have the ground salted afterwards:
God. Shut up, Jonas Brothers:
soon Christina will be a dead ringer for Jocelyn the cat lady (and then if she's real ambitious, Michael Jackson). Impressive! maybe she can wipe her whole face clean and start over.
Christina Aguilera has been hitting the pipe for a while & now it's starting to show. Britney is normal now, it's time for Aguilera's crazy time.