Dustin reviews Jared Padalecki's Thomas Kincade movie by laughing all over it. (Pajiba)

Amy Winehouse is a crazy ballerina shoe wearing, blood splattered lunatic. (The Blemish)

The bad news is that Paris Hilton got cast by a respected director. The good news is that it's Todd Solondz and he'll probably make her eat dog shit or something in it. (Celebitchy)

Kanye West look time out of his busy schedule of being the voice of our generation to beat up a photographer. (Yeeeah!)

Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof are so cute I could just vomit puke of rainbows and butterflies. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jennifer Aniston's "friend" tells what a huge stoner he used to be. Hee! (Celebslam)

Chris Elliot has a daughter who is much cuter and probably much funnier than he is. (Agent Bedhead)

Lindsay Lohan is getting tired of being only gay. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Hudson looks super cute in the new Gap ad. (CelebSmack)

Evan Rachel Wood is such a goth-tard. (usemycomputer)

Justin Timberlake and John Mayer join forces to create a Superdouche. (Lainey Goss)