Pink agrees with me and the rest of the world that John Mayer is a giant D-bag. (Lainey Goss)

Heidi Klum dressed up as that thing Apu prays to on "The Simpsons" only with more fangs and dismembered body parts. (Yeeeah!)

Eliza Dushku dressed up at a "slutty something or other" for Halloween. (The Blemish)

Kate Beckinsale, on the other hand, dressed up as "pathetic celebrity who calls the paps to follow her trick or treating with her kid." Or, Heidi Montag in five years. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Garner and her mini-me are seriously cavity-inducing. (Seriously? OMG!)

Ryan Reynolds ran the NYC Marathon in just under 4 hours, and so would former WIMB contributor Dustin had he been stalking him that day. (Celebitchy)

It's chick day over at Pajiba, so here is a real-time-review of the ultimate hipster chick flick: 10 Things I Hate About You. (Pajiba)

Remember that time Jessica Biel got naked for gear magazine? I didn't, until Jessica Biel brought it up by saying how much she regretted it. (Celebslam)

I've heard about these sort of people. They're called "car fuckers." (Agent Bedhead)

Simon Cowell finally got dumped by his beard. (CelebSmack)

More of Hayden Panettiere and her fresh ink. (usemycomputer)

Beyonce and Sheymonce are like Godzilla and King Kong in Japan. (IBBB)