Tara Reid's tits are wonkier than ever. (Yeeeah!)

Suri Cruise finally has a real life living friend, (Seriously? OMG!)

Taylor Swift will totally write a song about your small penis if you dump her. (The Blemish)

Britney Spears' kid is allergic to fried chicken. Oh, the sad, sad irony. (Celebitchy)

The burning question is, how will the changes to America effect "The Daily Show?" (Pajiba)

Brody Jenner has his own website now, which will probably only be of interest if he mentions you on it. (Best Week Ever)

Amy Adams rocks the old-timey glamour. (usemycomputer)

Finally, catch a glimpse at Harry Potter's wang. (cityrag)

You just never know when Brad Pitt will call you up to bitch about something. (CelebWarship)

Heigl still loves herself some cancer sticks. (BricksAndStones)

Fergie is packing on the pounds by eating fried fish. Ew. (HQ Celeb)

Jessica Biel is finally looking more womanly than Justin Timberlake. (Popoholic)

Nostaglic hottie Marisa Tomei is back and still looks pretty damn cute. (IDWYL)