Whatever happened to Breckin Meyer and Ethan Embry and the oral sex dude from American Pie? (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan is denying she's a lesbo. This is going to make for an awkward Thanksgiving at the Ronson household. (Shut up, I know they're British!) (Lainey Goss)

In other Lindsay Lohan news, she and her less famous twin sister hit up Vegas. (The Blemish)

Meredith Viera was kind enough to point out how much Matt Lauer sucks at marriage on the "Today" show. (divorce-on-the-today-show/">Yeeeah!)

Mayim "Blossom" Bialik is still wearing those stupid hats of hers. (Seriously? OMG!)

Another day, another Disney pop-skanklet gets busted for nude pics. (bailon-nude/">Celebslam)

Goddammit. Madonna's coming back here and she wants to bring her little dog, too. (Agent Bedhead)

Now, now... Just because Britney Spears' kid had a seizure and became unresponsive in her protection doesn't mean it's necessarily her fault. (IDLYITW)

Denise Richards gives us her best crazy eyes. (CelebSmack)

Dido is still cute; still compels me to juvenilely misspell her name. (usemycomputer)

Angelina Jolie did something someplace today.....yawn. (popbytes)

Holy tits! Here's an exclusive look into Heidi Montag's resume! (IBBB)

Celine Dion is insisting that her little girl boy has never wanted a haircut. (Celebitchy)