Thanksgiving movies are like the red-headed stepchild of Christmas movies. (Pajiba)

Lohan was busted drinking and lesbaining on camera! (Yeeeah!)

Oh dear God no. Tara Reid wants to start procreating. (The Blemish)

The other Twilight numbskull discreetly chooses her front stoop to smoke pot. (IDLYITW)

Stupid "Law & Order" is doing an episode based on Heath Ledger's death. So not cool. (Seriously? OMG!)

Guess who doesn't believe that Britney is all better? The guy in charge of her personal wellfare. (Celebitchy)

Melanie Griffith's face has become so ravaged by plastic surgery she only has one facial expression left. (Celebslam)

Tom Cruise is utterly full of Xenu shit. (Agent Bedhead)

Photos are emerging of Frick & Frack's elopement. There's not even enough GAH to go around. (CelebSmack)

Selena Gomez is still hands down my favorite of the Disney slutettes. (usemycomputer)

Leaf Phoenix is so done with being an actor that he's shooting a documentary about how so done with being an actor he is. (Lainey Goss)

Enjoy this special Thanksgiving edition of Harriet Carter Wednesday. (IBBB)

OH JESUS CHRIST! (omg blog)

On a final note, I am taking a bit of a holiday vaca -- and while I may or may not be sporadically posting over the holiday weekend, I won't be back full time 'til Tuesday.

Hope you all have a bitchin' Thanksgiving!