Underhanded: (Adjective) Acting or done in a secret or dishonest way.

I suddenly have a newfound admiration of Ellen Degeneres. Ellen had Mariah Carey on her show yesterday and totally fucked with her, basically tricking her into admitting that she was pregnant. Of course, while tricking Mariah Carey is about as hard as tripping a fat kid, it's still pretty damn funny.

"You don't have to answer that. Let's just toast with champagne," the chat maven benignly offered, after which Mimi became all flustered, first going the feigned shock route and then trying to insist that 3 p.m. was too early for her to start drinking. (Source)

Since when is 3PM too early to start drinking? What is she, Amish? And anyway, it's not like she was asking her to do shots of tequila or anything. Champagne is kind of an "all the time" drink. That's why people sometimes have it in mimosas for breakfast or occasionally replace the Sierra Mist out of their fountain soda cup with Korbel at lunch. What? Well how do you get through the afternoon slump at work?

Anyway, here is Mariah performing at the AMAs this weekend. I can't tell if she's in the early stages of pregnancy because she always looks like she's in the early stages of pregnancy.