Unsexy: (Adjective) Not sexually attractive or exciting.

If there's one thing I've learned to rely on Mariah Carey for, it's being totally creepy in a sexual way. So in the December issue of Redbook, Mariah explains why you don't ever want to go to Mariah Carey's house for Christmas.

"I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it," the singer, 39, tells Redbook' for its December issue. "But this year it will be appreciated!"

"[My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in," says the songbird, who usually opts for "a red bikini with a Santa hat." (Source)

So what does everyone think Manservant Husband's Christmas outfit is gonna be? My bet is on a holiday-themed thong with reindeer antlers on his head. Which isn't nearly as sexy as it sounds, as he will more than likely literally wind up pulling Mariah Carey around in a sleigh in it.

More of Mariah in (what else?) a red bikini on Halloween: