Blamer

55736070websters12122008104016AM.jpgBlamer: (Noun) Somebody who assigns others responsibility for their owns faults.

Avril Lavigne has ditched her longtime manager in an attempt to save her pathetic career. Something about nobody buying her last album or going to see her concerts or anything.

A source tells celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, "Avril is hoping that new management can help her new album be more successful than the last." (Source)

Do you think it even occurs to her that maybe her manager isn't at fault here? I mean, you can't blame the driver when the car itself is a piece of shit, or because maybe nobody likes the car anymore because when they used to drive it they were too young to know what real cars drove like and have since moved on to better cars that don't suck and dress like they're a retarded twelve year old. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, Avril Lavigne buh-lows.

Doing the drunken stumble of shame in LA last month:

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10 Comments


Cattiva said:

Who?


javelin said:

even Canadians won't fall for a pointy-toothed munchkin and her "best damn ever" shpeel.


Carolyn said:

No we won't. I hate those damn camera commercials she has. She is soo punk with her pink everything.


DALE said:

Canadians really support there own don't they? (sarcasm) It's o.k. cuz canada is a pathitic country of failures alanis, sarah, shania, alanah myles, amanda marshall, chantel kraviazuk etc. etc. canada is mediocrity. Terry mcride (her former manager) was another canadian failure without Avril he now has a mediocre list of 90's hasbeens like sarah mclauglin, barenaked ladies and chantel kraviazuk good luck! For the record Avril had the third top selling album of 2007 with 5.5 million copies sold only behind linkin park, high school musical soundtrack and according to forbes.com made 13 million in 2008 and 12 million in 2007 25 million in two years is pretty successful, but then again this is canada where there not use to success.


DALE said:

Canadians really support there own don't they? (sarcasm) It's o.k. cuz canada is a pathitic country of failures alanis, sarah, shania, alanah myles, amanda marshall, chantel kraviazuk etc. etc. canada is mediocrity. Terry mcride (her former manager) was another canadian failure without Avril he now has a mediocre list of 90's hasbeens like sarah mclauglin, barenaked ladies and chantel kraviazuk good luck! For the record Avril had the third top selling album of 2007 with 5.5 million copies sold only behind linkin park, high school musical soundtrack and according to forbes.com made 13 million in 2008 and 12 million in 2007 25 million in two years is pretty successful, but then again this is canada where there not use to success.


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Eh?


Carolyn said:

My goodness! Angry much? So we Canadians should support a poser just bc she is one of ours? Look go watch the hills, read perez hilton and listen to Paris Hilton sing. America is the land of being famous for nothing.


CarolineCanadian said:


Avril is a poser and has been irrelevant for years..
Canadians know that.
We don't need an almost illiterate person like Dale to attempt to explain that to us.
Mediocrity?
You poor spelling, grammar and punctuation are perfect examples of that!




Renie said:

I loved Avril's first two albums but the last one has more crap in it than a broken down water closet in a run down bar. "Hey hey what?" She completely sold out on us. I actually saw this ad on TV where she's all pink and creepy looking... not impressive. When she first came out, I thought she'd be able to define her style whilst staying original but I expected too much from her. She's clearly given in to "peer pressure". Being a nice person, I hope her next doesn't suck harder.


Jim said:

Avril was the best selling female artist in the world in 2007, per WorldWide Albums: http://www.worldwidealbums.net/2007ye.htm