Brainwash: (Verb) To make someone adopt radically different beliefs by using systematic and often forcible pressure.

With her daughter just married -- sort of -- you'd think Heidi Montag's mother would be bursting with joy. Yeah, she gives it six months. Also she thinks it's the biggest mistake Heidi has ever made and thinks that maybe she was drugged. Oh, the loving words of a parent:

"He's manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged."

"Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastated about that than the marriage, because I'm confident the marriage won't work out." (Source)

I hate to break it to Heidi's mom, but I don't think Heidi is, how shall we say, the type of girl who needs to be drugged to be tricked into anything. A stick with something sparkly dangling from the end, maybe. He probably could have used something like that. It's called a "Cat Wand" and you can get them from almost any pet store for like ten dollars.

More of Frick and Frack showing off their bling which I can't see but am definitely almost sure are tacky at the 4th Annual "Road To A Cure" Gala earlier this week: