Dumbass
Dumbass: (Noun) A stupid and/or brainless person.Kid Rock is pissed. No, not the kind of pissed that causes him to, say, break out into fisticuffs at a Waffle House; but the kind of pissed that makes him take up the pen so to speak. On his website, Mr. Rock expresses his outrage at not being allowed to serve his 80 hours of community service performing for the troops.
"I really take it as a slap in the face, and really have trouble thinking of a better way to 'serve the community,'" Rock (real name: Robert J. Ritchie) writes on his Web site.
"Apparently he thinks it's more important that I do something else rather than sing, shake hands, take pictures and spend time with the men and women who put themselves in harm's way to protect the very freedom he and all of us live by," he adds. (Source)
I'll tell ya... These judges and their crazy ideas about it being "more important" that you fill your community service doing something that you wouldn't already be doing if you weren't being punished. But if community service was supposed to be fun, they wouldn't call it "community service." They'd probably call it something like "Community Fun Time" or "Community Waffle House." At any rate Kid Rock, shut your fucking face, put on an orange jumpsuit and clean up my highway, bitch.
More of the Waffle Bruiser at the TRL finale:
Just to clarify--when Kid Rock says performing for the troops, where _are_ the troops? Are they in say, Afghanistan? Or is he talking about driving over to Fort Pendleton and singing a couple of songs?
If Kid Rock is willing to fly over to Afghanistan or Iraq and sing, okay, I'll let him call it "community service". If the latter--well, put on that orange jumpsuit, Kid.
Just to clarify--when Kid Rock says performing for the troops, where _are_ the troops? Are they in say, Afghanistan? Or is he talking about driving over to Fort Pendleton and singing a couple of songs?
If Kid Rock is willing to fly over to Afghanistan or Iraq and sing, okay, I'll let him call it "community service". If the latter--well, put on that orange jumpsuit, Kid.
mmm...waffle house.
Rick Rock should be totally doing Taylor Swift -- if for not other reason than to get the taste of Jonas bromosexual out of her mouth.
Kid Rock has actually performed for the troops overseas more that once. I believe he spent Christmas there a couple of years ago. He also purchased a trailer and camping equipment for some Eagle Scouts (or similar organization) earlier this year in Florida after reading an article that they had all of their equipment stolen. I think he is actually a pretty good guy under the rough exterior and he does do a kick ass live show. I friggin' love the look on his face in the Taylor Swift pic.
My community service stint involved all sorts of stink-eye reserved for the court-ordered. Maybe he doesn't understand the difference between a community and a fan base.