Gracefully: (Adverb) Having or showing grace or elegance, esp. in regards to aging.

It pains me to say this. It really, really does. I mean, Goldie Hawn! Come on! "Laugh In..." Wildcats... Overboard... Yes, even Death Becomes Her. I saw that one in the theater, bitches. So yes: I loved Goldie Hawn.

But the face... There's something not right about the face. This is definitely not the result of Mother Nature's natural aging process. But for the life of me, I couldn't even tell you what kind of cosmetic surgical procedure causes premature hobgoblining. Chemical peel?

*Shudder*