Hysterical: (Adjective) Extremely funny.

Katy Perry has apologized to Lily Allen for having once described herself as a "fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen" after Lily Allen got pissed off about it earlier this week and basically called Katy Perry a no-talent hack who was manufactured by her record label. Fair enough. Anyway here is her quote-unquote apology:

"I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny," added Perry, who was nominated for a Grammy last week. "I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously." (Source)

Oh, so Katy Perry is a comedian now, too? So I guess that means all the girls who used to pick on me in middle school were also just comedians; not dumb, catty bitchfaces as I had previously thought. But to be fair, that joke wasn't really "funny ha ha" so much as "funny Katy Perry is still an insufferable asshole and I hope she gets AIDS."

More of Katy Perry being her hilarious self at the Jingle Ball: (She's in a banana suit!!! Get it??)