Made-Up: (Adjective) Invented; not true.

Amy Winehouse's ex-lover/assistant, Alex Haines, gave a tell-all interview in which he details his time spent with Amy during her darkest times following the incarceration of her husband Blake. Among the shocking revelations? Amy was a bulimic sex addict who cut herself, smoked crack for breakfast and was a violent drunk. No wait, we're talking about the same Amy Winehouse here, right?

“It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

“At one party Amy wanted to prove she was used to cocaine. So she did a line that was 20 CENTIMETRES LONG to show she was a big user. “For such a small girl she had amazing drugs tolerance. It was scary what she could do.”

“Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it. (Source)

I have no idea if this guy is actually telling the truth or not. I could make up a bunch of crazy horseshit about Amy Winehouse, too. Like that she sprinkled crack rocks on her Wheetabix in the morning because she liked the added crunch. See? That could totally be true. Then again, the guy did admit to having sex with Amy Winehouse, who pretty much looked like a hobgoblin during the time in question. That's like using "diarrhea" as your excuse for calling out sick to work. It's just horrifying enough that you probably wouldn't make it up if it weren't actually true.

More of Amy on holiday in the Caribbean looking healthier but posing creepily: (Photo credit: News of the World.)