Open Book: (Noun) A person or thing that is easily understood or interpreted.

With all the attention surrounding his ex-wife these days, Kevin Federline has conveniently decided to come forth and tell the truth about his marriage and subsequent divorce to Britney Spears. Basically how he used her, impregnated her, milked her for all she was worth and then left her a shivering  pile of crazy on the side of the road? No, that would be the truth truth! This is just the fake truth for People magazine. Here are some choice snippets:

I met her at a club in Hollywood, Joseph's. Our eyes met and that was it. We just hit it off right away. I learned real fast how much of a whirlwind the press and everything was.

My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered.

That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do. (Source)

So in conclusion, the Kevin Federline that Kevin Federline wants you to know is a guy who thought that the press probably wouldn't make a huge, enormous, Earth-shattering deal that he ran off with Britney Spears; and is a fiercely protective father bear who wants nothing but health, success and happiness for the mother of his children. Well, that last part is right anyway. If Britney stayed crazy, how on Earth would he be able to get his Bentley solid-gold plated, be able to build a swimming pool next to his swimming pool? A guy's got to make a living, you know.