Prelapse: (Noun) The precursor to a relapse.

Britney Spears celebrated her 27th birthday last night at New York City's Club Tenjune, just having a good time and letting it all hang out. Get it? Because her tits are falling out of her dress! Ha ha ha!

Seriously, though. I hope everyone is happy. Oh, let's put lipstick on the crazy pig and throw her back out in the spotlight. Give her a VMA, her own documentary, television performances, a new album and a world tour. I'm sure she'll practically be OK with that and almost definitely won't have another one of her psychotic episodes. Well, lookie here, people. The tits are out. Any minute now she'll be shaving her head, banging stalkerazzi and talking in a British accent. I hope you're all really fucking proud of yourselves.

But on a purely selfish note? Britney is back, bitches! Yesssssssss! If you squint you can kind of see areolas in these: