Ruse: (Noun) An action intended to deceive someone; a trick.

Gorton's Fisherman Beardface and The Amazing Chin returned from their fakelopement and shamoneymoon last night still acting like the whole entire thing wasn't a big fakey fake for their stupid TV show.

During The Hills live post-show interview at 10:30 EST, Spencer called in to answer why they took the plunge. "Hello. What led to it? The fact that I have been trying this for two and a half years now. It came out of nowhere, it was my shot," he said. "We thought, 'let's do it'. We were chillin' on the beach with Patron margaritas on the rocks talking about how much we love one another, there was a chapel in the neighborhood, we thought, 'let's do it!'" (Source)

If this story is even remotely true, (it's not) then it would only prove one of two things. One being that there is no God, and two being that there is a God, and it is a cruel, malevolent God. Because if a benevolent God existed then He would have used His supreme powers at the mercy of mankind by sending forth a mighty tidal wave to knock that smarmy motherfucker's Patron margarita right down his stupid throat before violently drowning his ass.

More of Frick and Frack at the airport returning from their fake wedding and fake honeymoon: