2008's Best Nudie Scenes feature a bunch of washed-up actresses in movies you've never heard of. (Pajiba)

Scarlett finally gets rid of that awful bleached look. (Seriously? OMG!)

Kirsten Dunst says she has a stalker. Yeah right -- I'll believe it when he kidnaps and murders her. (Yeeeah!)

Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne got harassed by some dude. Man, somebody has it out for snaggletooth blonde celebrities who suck. (Celebitchy)

Britney Spears performed and celebrated her birthday on GMA this morning and I can't bring myself to give a shit. (The Blemish)

And on a related note, Britney is going on tour, just to make sure she loses her fucking marbles again. (popbytes)

Yup... No doubt about it. Eva Longoria is definitely preggers this time. (Celebslam)

See? It's not Sienna Miller's fault she's a homewrecker. (Agent Bedhead)

Meg Ryan wins something; is disappointed that she can't inject her prize into her face. (Film Experience)

Lohan is totally pissed off with Facebook. (CelebSmack)

Lindsay Weir photoshoot! (usemycomputer)

If Brangelina hit the red carpet and nobody cares, do they even make a sound? (Lainey Goss)

What's black and white and red all over? Hee hee hee. I love immature jokes. (IBBB)