Guess who Hollywood's secret Republicans are? (Pajiba)

Who wants to see AnnaLynne McCord's pussy? (Seriously? OMG!)

Just when you think Jessica Simpson can't sink any lower... Two words: Bingo Hall. (Yeeeah!)

Miley Cyrus wants to be emaciated. No wait, the other one where she thinks it's legal to bang her 20-year-old boyfriend. (The Blemish)

No Pete, a "happy accident" is when you wander into the wrong men's restroom in a public park in the middle of the night. (Celebitchy)

I HAS A SAXOPHONE! I HAS A SAXOPHONE! AHHHH!!!!!! (Best Week Ever)

ScarJo is hopping on the high-waisted bandwagon. (Ayyyy!)

I'm feeling really immature today and this bronze thing that separates the butt cheeks made me laugh way harder than it should have. (cityrag)

Amy Winehouse's husband being back in jail is the least surprising thing since Amy Winehouse being back in the hospital. (CelebWarship)

K Fed is totally buying these with his next child support check. (omg blog)