Abhorrent
Abhorrent: (Adjective) Inspiring disgust and loathing; repugnant.Perez Hilton released his new book Red Carpet Suicide yesterday, because yes: Perez Hilton has a book out! I didn't think his hammy little hooves were good for anything besides drawing coke boogers on pictures, but apparently he can write words and form ideas, too! But what I don't understand is why anyone would actually buy a Perez Hilton book when you can just go on Perez Hilton's website to read all of his immature, blithering crap. It's just like they say: Why buy the cow when you can get the cow pies for free?
More from his book launch. Seriously America, nobody buy this. I beg you.
"his hammy little hooves"... ahahaha... I suddenly envision him as a greasy little pig roasting over a trashcan fire in an alley adjacent to the Red Carpet. maybe I should draw that.
If that literary offal makes any bestseller list... I don't know what I'll do.
His blog was the first gossip blog I ever visited. It didn't take long to figure out that he was a douchebag. Thank goodness I got smarter and found sites like this one. Haven't visited his in years.
Hmm, seems like folks a the #798th rated Websters gossip site are a wee bit jealous about all the success Perez has in his hammy little hooves.
Perez is a household name, Websters-whatever-the-hell-this-site-is-called, not so much.
He may be a femme douche-bag, but at least he's successful. Green is not your color, no-name gossip blog...
An interpretation of this post. Whine, whine, whine, we're a no name site, whine, whine, not popular, whine.
Draw a coke booger on that bitches.
Crying all the way to the bank,
PP's Ho
"lowest common denominator"... go look it up, bitterpigs. unless you're afraid of books with big words.
C'mon, Stacey. Perez needs to sell the book to keep himself in that greasy hairproduct... yeeeuck. I guess at a minimum I should be happy that he's abandoned teeny-bopper hair color.
Must say I'm glad his site is *so* enthralling that trolls must force themselves to visit your apparently sub-standard site in order to bash you for pointing out Perez' douchbagginess. Also, you forgot to mention the pictures of peen he is so found of drawing these days. (shudder)
It did just occur to me that Masingill is ALSO a household name...
Perez is a walking Summer's Eve advert. How the Hell can he write a book when he can hardly spell correctly or form coherent sentences on his subpar blog?
Even his pathetic little fanclub members are fucktarded hipster douchelords.
Give me WIMB, DListed, and Celebitchy any day. Cheers!
So apparently someone can't call a turd "a turd" without being accused of jealousy? Please. Just because a bunch of stupid people read PH's blog doesn't mean it's actually any good. Correlation does not equal causation.
By your (non)logic, since I don't have a celebrity gossip blog, I can trash Perez without being accused of jealousy. So I shall. Perez Hilton is a blight upon all humanity, and he's a horrendous blogger with no talent and his nose up Paris Hilton's ass.