Dumped
Dumped: (Verb) Abandon or desert someone.Amy Winehouse is being kicked to the curb by husband Blake Fielder-Civil... Err, being kicked to the prison bars, anyway; after being photographed recently with the hunky 21-year-old rugby player, Josh Bowman, in St. Lucia.
Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman told MailOnline that Blake had instructed him to launch the action on the grounds of Amy's adultery. It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy's £10 million fortune. (Source)
I don't know what he's so pissy about. They were only photographed cavorting and cuddling and kissing; sometimes with her topless and sometimes with a bikini on. It's not like she was photographed etching the guy's name into her skin with the same razorblade she had just used to cut a line of coke. Because, then -- let me tell you. That would be the ultimate betrayal.
More of Jewfro Amy and her Boy Toy in St. Lucia last week:
Well, maybe it was all those months of storing weapons in his anus that killed the romance. I can tell this will be one of those classy divorces where the public never really finds out.
The Bowman dude is actually an "actor" who allegedly used to play rugby.
Given that his credits so far consist of two crappy guest spots on some eqully crappy British kids' TV show, if one was uncharitable, one might assume that his interest in la Winehouse was more about boosting his Q and less about his pure love for her and her sparkling personality.
Except that she's so hot and sexy and delightful, so that couldn't POSSIBLY be the case.
WTF happened to Amy Winehouse -- I mean, I know all that crack and shit is no good for a person, but in this "before" picture in the headline, she looked halfway decent. The "after" pictures in the bikini make my peepee shrink up to an almost inverted state.
blech. Maybe she should start in a movie with Anne Hathaway so she will look better by contrast.
Amy Winehouse looks malnourished. She's thin, but her belly is all distended. But I guess that's what happens when you live on a diet of drugs and potato chips, or whatever junk food they eat in Britain.