Golden Globes Photo Dump
The Golden Globes were last night, and unfortunately I didn't watch because I'm sick and went to bed early. But from what I've gathered so far, the highlight of the evening was Ryan Seacrest tripping over himself to interview Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the red carpet only to have them brush past him like the tiny, sad little gnat he is. So what I really can't wait for is next weekend, when Joel McHale runs the clip on a loop for pretty much the entire duration of "The Soup."At any rate, Angelina Jolie looked much better than she did at the Critic's Choice Awards last week, as she usually does when she lets her hair down natural instead of violently pulling it back from her face. Brad Pitt on the other hand, I barely recognized at first because I thought security detail got lost and wandered out right into the middle of the red carpet.
For anyone who cares, you'll find a complete list of winners here. For everyone else, jump on inside for more dresses and dresses and dresses!
Ohmigod!!! How exciting! It's like "the Drew Barrymore of yore," complete with bedhead and heavy eye makeup and everything.
Speaking of throwbacks, this dress is as good evidence as any that J. Lo's marriage is falling apart. See? She's still got it. She can still be slutty at awards shows just like when she was going out with Puff Daddy. Mark my words, people. Tick, tock.
Oh, for God's sake, Miley Cyrus put away the damn peace sign already. You're at the Golden Globes Awards not Kid's Choice. And while I'm at it, put on a sweater you little tramp.
Here is Renee Zellweger doing her best Helena Bonham-Carter impersonation and failing miserably.
This peachy-pink color really does not flatter Cameron Diaz. Or anyone, for that matter. I think that's why it's usually reserved as the bridesmaid dress color of choice for catty, overweight brides and Cinderella's step-sister.
I'm asking one last time. Jenna Fischer: Please let me be your personal stylist. No really, I'm begging you.
Oh, wow. What a surprise. Beyonce sausaged into something gaudy with a mermaid tail and a split up the side. That was about as hard to predict as the demand for SUVs shooting back up literally the second gas prices came down.
Speaking of throwbacks, this dress is as good evidence as any that J. Lo's marriage is falling apart. See? She's still got it. She can still be slutty at awards shows just like when she was going out with Puff Daddy. Mark my words, people. Tick, tock.
Oh, for God's sake, Miley Cyrus put away the damn peace sign already. You're at the Golden Globes Awards not Kid's Choice. And while I'm at it, put on a sweater you little tramp.
Here is Renee Zellweger doing her best Helena Bonham-Carter impersonation and failing miserably.
This peachy-pink color really does not flatter Cameron Diaz. Or anyone, for that matter. I think that's why it's usually reserved as the bridesmaid dress color of choice for catty, overweight brides and Cinderella's step-sister.
I'm asking one last time. Jenna Fischer: Please let me be your personal stylist. No really, I'm begging you.
Oh, wow. What a surprise. Beyonce sausaged into something gaudy with a mermaid tail and a split up the side. That was about as hard to predict as the demand for SUVs shooting back up literally the second gas prices came down.
No, the highlight of the night was AngieJo being dissed by Kate Winslet and NOT winning. hehe.
Jenna Fischer is beautiful even if her dress looks like Julie Andrews made it out of curtains and joyful singing.