Incestuous: (Adjective) Involving or guilty of incest.

I love this story so much I want to impregnate it with web-footed tail babies: Michael C. Hall has married his onscreen "Dexter" co-star Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the series.

Hall, 37, and Carpenter, 29 -- who have been quietly dating for about a year and a half -- eloped in California on New Year's Eve, his rep tells The Associated Press. (Source)

Michael C. Hall is so dreamy I'd marry him if he were my brother, too. And not just onscreen adopted brother, I'd marry him even if he were my real life blood brother. I mean, incest laws must have some sort of loopholes on the condition that your brother is a total effing hunk, right? You'd think at least Arkansas would allow for that sort of thing.

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