Welcome to Webster’s is my Bitch, you naughty grammarians. For those of you unfamiliar with what Webster’s is, well, that’s exactly why we started this site -- for bad boys and girls who never bother to pick up a dictionary. Each day, we’re going to define a few words that you can add to your lexicon. And then, because we understand that you’re not bright enough to comprehend definitions without some pretty pictures, we’re going to use that word in the context of celebrity and media gossip items. You know what celebrities are, right? Generally, they are lower-functioning species, which is why you like reading about them -- they make you feel smart.

So, please stick around. But don’t do it for us, do it for yourself. If you have any questions or concerns, and if you can manage to string an entire sentence together without having a seizure, feel free to email either one of your lexicographers, Madam Stacey or Manservant Dustin.

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