Welcome to Webster’s is my Bitch, you naughty grammarians. What we do here is define an assortment of words to add to your lexicon, and use it in the context of celebrity gossip. You know what celebrities are, right? Generally, they are lower-functioning species, which is why we like reading about them -- they make us feel smart.

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