- "I dunno why everyone keeps calling me 'Wife-Beater Man.'"
- See, crime does pay!
- Bill Clinton is Kind of a ... Dick
- Didn't I See This on "The Practice"?
- Well sure, if you go out boozing, you're practically begging for it
- The Daily Memo - 8/27/08
- Well of course he was arrested
- Who Was that Bouncy Little Crazy Troll at the DNC?
- Oh, bother
- You Know What? Parents are Sucky Whiners