- Whatever man, "your day in court" is way overrated anyways
- Today in Presidential Polling
- Unfunny Movie Bombs Because of those Goddamn Liberals
- Best Freudian Slip Ever
- Where Do You Even Buy a T-shirt Like That?
- The Daily Memo - 10/8/08
- Bitter Old Bitch Hates "That One" So Much, He Outsources Hand-Shaking Duties to "C*nt" Cindy McCain
- Uncle Sam is unimpressed
- Well that's one way to avoid having the jury find you guilty
- Because Sometimes, Smug Just Feels So Good