Gross: (Adjective) Very unpleasant, disgusting or repulsive.

Every wonder what Megan Fox's beauty secret is for keeping her figure so ridiculously slammin'? Well, it's quite simple, actually -- she guzzles vinegar.

She explains, "It's just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely. It will get rid of, for women who retain water weight, from your menstrual cycle and all that, it gets rid of it really fast (sic). I'm not one for dieting or exercising, 'cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while 'cause of the amount of sugar I take in." (Source)

See? Looking that hot doesn't come without a price. And that price is vinegar breath and frequent, watery diarrhea -- due to the overconsumption of vinegar. So take that to your next "Megan Fox Masturbation Session." It's no wonder she's dating David Silver from "90210." Any guy with a modicum of self esteem would catch one whiff of those vinegar farts and go running for the hills.

Girlfight: (Noun) A hair pulling, face slapping, throwdown between two bitches.

Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt reportedly got their tampons in a wad during "The Hills" season premiere party on Monday night after Spencer started ...gasp!!... talking smack on Brody.

“Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren’s ass,” the source says. After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu.

But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said. “They almost brawled right there in Nobu,” says the source. “Spencer kept saying ‘I’m gonna choke him out.'" Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. (Source)

Wow. I didn't think it was possible for a fight between two men to actually sound wussier than something out of West Side Story without any kind of singing and dancing involved, but there ya go. I'm just thankful for all parties involved that it didn't escalate, or there may have been butter knives involved. And butter is a bitch to get out with dry cleaning.

More of "The Hills" premiere party, blah blah-zzzzzzz...

Gender Bender: (Noun) Someone who dresses and behaves in a way characteristic of the opposite sex.

Occasionally, I've been accused of being insensitive to the transgender community. But honestly, it has nothing to do with me not being open-minded or supportive of how anyone else lives their life. It's just that sometimes I'm having an off-day, you know, and it's just so much easier to say Brooke Hogan "looks like a tranny" rather than actually come up with anything original or clever. Sue me, you never slack at your job?

So that is why I'm very happy to bring you the groundbreaking news that "America's Next Top Model" is going to be featuring their very first transgender model; Isis, 22, in the upcoming season starting in September. GLAAD president Neil Giuliano states that this is "an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television." Additionally, it's also a natural fit for "Top Model," since most of their contestant totally look like transvestites anyway.

Go: (Command) To tell someone to enter into a specified course of action.

Really, Brooke. No one would miss you. Plus? You'd be the closest thing to a woman some of those guys have seen in years. You'd be the belle of the ball!

Editor's note: domestic abuse is SO HOT!

Grade-A Turds: (Noun) Individuals with all the personality and usefulness of an actual log of shit; a real "dud" or "stinker," you could say.

A prestigious awards show host should ideally be someone with a great charisma, charm and a stellar sense of humor. Apparently, in lieu of finding someone with any of those qualities, the 2008 Emmy Awards have decided to settle for sheer quantity; as this year's awards will be hosted by hosts of lesser programs: Ryan Seacrest (of "American Idol," who also hosted last year) Heidi Klum (of "Project Runway"), Howie Mandel ("Deal or No Deal"), Tom Bergeron ("Dancing With the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos") and Jeff Probst ("Survivor").

Man. Someone is having a no-personality TV host party, and nobody thought to invite Carson Daly? That's just wrong. Poor guy is going to be sobbing into a pint of Chubby Hubby for weeks, now in addition to just on Friday nights while watching "Ghost Whisperer."

Photos of Heidi Klum, because no one wants to look at Howie Mandel or Tom Bergeron:

Glamourize (Verb) to glorify or romanticize; to make glamourous.

In an effort to continue looking like a respectable magazine (ha!) while also dabbling in issue-selling celebrity gossip, It looks like Newsweek has decided it have its cake and choke on it, too. Instead of discussing the Jamie Lynn Spears' story directly, this week they decided to interview the editor of OK! Magazine about Jamie Lynn Spears, after the recent OK! cover they reportededly paid $1 million to get. In the interview, OK!'s editor even suggests that publishing a photo of a 17-year-old girl with a baby and the pull quote, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world," didn't glamourize teen pregnancy.

No, no: Not at all. I mean: Getting $1 million to appear on a magazine cover with your baby and not even have to get married? And, no doubt, have your parents and paid employees take care of your baby while you go out and try to make another one? No, no, that's not glamourous at all.

Here's an idea, OK! Magazine: In order to balance the damage you've done here, why not run the story about a Pittsburgh woman, so obsessed with having her own baby, that she sliced open a teenagers belly and took one. The girl's "decomposing body, with her wrists and ankles bound by duct tape and layers of tape and plastic covering much of her head, was found Friday" in an apartment. How's that for glamourization?  

I'm just saying.    

Geeky Hot (Adjective) Someone who is absolutely geeky, but is also somehow attractive. It could be their glasses, their attempt at wearing their hair in gelled spikes, or their fashion sense--or lack thereof.

Mandy Moore -- you just climbed three more notches on the geeky-hot scale. If you start carrying around comic books, you'd best watch yourself on subways.  

Glamour Shots (Noun) A place in the mall where unnattractive people go to get their picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture. After the Glamour Shots treatment, most girls tend to leave with photos that make them look similarly unattractive, only with an additional twist: Now they look like drag queen versions of themselves.

Gun Nuts: (Plural Noun) Those who take an unhealthy interest in firearms and ammunition, involving ownership, hoarding and peer discussions out of a belief that guns provide security and freedom.

Just when you thought all the "cool" celebrities were Obama-wanking democrats; here's John McCain's hippest young supporters proudly exhibiting their second amendment rights. And look, Spencer is even growing back his creepy, Gorton's Fisherman Beard -- just in time to join the militia!

Editor's note: I would like to thank the brave men and women at PacificCoastNews who made this photo shoot possible. At this time I would like to honor the fallen paparazzi with a moment of silence, one of whom lost his life when Heidi confused the "off" position of the safety with the "on" position and then got her acrylic nail stuck in the trigger.

Gay Gayerson: (Pop Culture Reference) Someone who epitomizes gay, as quoted by Roseanne: "You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson."

In the least shocking revelation since Ashlee Simpson admitted to getting a nose job -- Pete Wentz is fessing up that so maybe he did kinda sorta used to make out with dudes.

He tells Out magazine he first smooched a guy when he was 16 or 17, probably on a dare. He experimented again around 18 and 19, he says. His last same-sex make out? “A long time ago,” Wentz, 29, says. “Probably when I was 22?”

“When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that,” he tells Out. “And I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was.” (Source)

There are lots of justifiable reasons why a person who isn't gay might make out with a member of the same sex. Most of them however, fall into the categories of legitimate acting purposes or drunken college debauchery. And hey, we've all been there, trust me. "Rebellion" on the other hand, ranks up there on the bullshit-o-meter with "a poisonous snake bit him on the mouth and I had to suck the poison out."

Pete and Beardslee on his 29th birthday. This is so not going to end well:

Gift Whore: (Noun) A gift of inferior quality or suspicious intentions, which should be accepted uncritically despite reservations: "Don't look a gift whore in the mouth."

Paris Hilton is said to have made an "extremely generous" donation to the Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles yesterday, towards a new cancer center to be opened in 2010. This comes after her Larry King appearance last year when she claimed she wanted to "help raise money for kids and for breast cancer, multiple sclerosis."

"The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," Hilton said in a statement. "I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses." (Source)

Oookay. Now I'm all for helping kids with cancer as much as anyone -- but seriously, what's the catch? That was an entire year ago, literally to this day, that she said she supposedly wanted to turn over a new leaf. What was the holdup? Did someone suddenly get a visit from the Whores of Christmas past, present and future? I know somebody else who does nice things for people seemingly for no reason -- and his name is Satan. And he will come to collect on your ass.

It's gonna take a lot more convincing than that, Mother Theresa:

 

Get Some (Verb) To receive something well, whether it be sex, money, victory, or something else.

Joss Whedon fans: Although you'll have to wait a little longer to see the long-awaited web musical series, "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog," starring Nathon Fillion and Neil Patrick Harris, the teaser trailer is officially live.

Get some.

Glare (Noun) An angry stare.

I'll concede that I'm no marketing professional -- I don't know what makes consumers tick, nor what images prompt folks to go out and buy a product or use a service. But these photos -- from a photoshoot for Lindsay Lohan's UK VISA campaign -- don't say to me, "Dustin: You really ought to use your VISA a little more often, maybe build up some points and buy yourself a nice cappuccino maker." No, these ads say, "Why is that angry woman glaring at me? And why isn't she wearing a bra? If her VISA card really was as good as advertised, you wouldn't think she'd have any problem at all buying a brassiere. And maybe that's why she looks so angry -- maybe the bra shop only took American Express, and she's pissed because she had to show up to the photoshoot without proper attire."

No, you know what? I don't think I want to use my VISA card. Next time, out of solidarity, I'm using the Mastercard.

 

Gambit (Fictional Character) Gambit (Remy LeBeau) is a Marvel Comics superhero that has been a member of the X-Men. A mutant, Gambit possesses the ability to manipulate kinetic energy. He is also skilled in card throwing, hand-to-hand combat, and the use of a Bō.

It's Friday and the gossip has run dry, so it's as good a time as any to remind everyone that "Friday Night Light's" Taylor Kitsch will be playing Gambit in the upcoming X-Men: Wolverine film. I just thought you might like to be reminded of that.

No reason, really. Nor is there any reason you' want to click on these thumbnails. Except that it's Friday. And maybe you don't have anything else better to do.

Girl Next Door (Noun) A girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal. Kind of a sexist archetype, but one that exist all the same.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna ... You're cute. Adorable even. Everyone loves you. But come on: Know your limitations. No offense, but the over-the-shoulder eyes just don't work for you. You're the girl next door, not a vixious sex temptress. And there's nothing wrong with that -- just be your unbelievably cute self, right? This pose -- kind of embarassing, don't you think?

Now, this is more like it: