- Shave and a haircut ... no beers!
- See, that's why you always go with the double-stuff
- The Secret Service Hates Obama
- What a Jerk (Off)!
- And then there are days ...
- The Daily Memo - 4/3/08
- He's nuts. Literally.
- We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able...
- "When you want something, you gotta take it."
- Great way to get out of a speeding ticket