- England can suck my old man balls.
- It's good to read the Old Texts every once in a while...
- Bork, bork, meep-meep...
- If I knew you could get credit for this, school would've been so much more fun
- The Daily Memo - 7/3/08
- Were they normal silk jammies, or underoos? Inquiring minds want to know, damn it!
- The Discriminatingest Place on Earth
- Rule number one, never run out of Colt 45. Rule number two, never forget rule number one.
- Emtpy Threats
- I believe that, on the open market, it's five cats for one dog