"Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly."

"Joe wore a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig. It was funny," says a guest. "Jessica was wearing a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage." (Source)

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

Madison - who was photographed getting cozy with Criss Angel over the weekend - tells Us of Hef: “We’re together. If I’m ever not his girlfriend, he’ll be the first to tell you."

Meanwhile, Hefner's other girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is denying rumors that she is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles star Hank Baskett. She wrote on her blog: "hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!!" (Source)

She said: "We loved it…...If I could host an award show I would probably be as cool as he was. It was amazing…..perfect!"

She also revealed that though there was no romance between herself and the lanky comedian, they had shared a brief snog. "We kissed once!" she admitted. (Source)

"I'm basically being judged, and they're creating this false person, and I can't do anything about it," Hilton says in the film. (Source)

Paris claims she invented that silly character for the series, knowing it would be funny. She says: “'Simple Life' is a reality show and people might assume it’s real. But it’s fake.

“All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself. So before I started the show I thought I’d make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one. Even my voice is different and the way I dress is different from me in real life. It’s a character I like to play. I think it’s carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don’t.” (Source)

A Bestival source said last night: “It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay.

“Everyone is really excited about getting Amy to perform here, and naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild. (Source)

Trucker Hat (Noun) A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of douche-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.

Talk about a couple of extraordinary nut sacks: It looks like Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake -- who should be arguing over whose the biggest labia fold -- are having a celebrity squabble over the goddamn trucker hat.

Justin Timberlake is convinced he was the first celeb to sport a trucker cap. The singer is slightly offended that fashion experts have credited hunky Ashton Kutcher, 30, with setting the trend. Justin, 27, is keen to set the record straight.

'It's funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible,' he tells Metro. 'I was wearing them when I was 17.'

Let's just settle this debate now, OK. You know who was first to wear trucker hats? Truckers. Middle-aged men with mustaches, Waffle House guts, and handles like "Yard Stick" and "Rubber Necker," who sleep in the back of their cabs and spend their days behind the wheel of an semi chatting on their CB radios. In other words: Guys who are about 47 times cooler than Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake. In fact, I suspect if a trucker saw a rich punk wearing a trucker hat, he'd probably laugh at them for paying $50 for the same thing he paid $4 for at a truck stop. Then he'd beat the shit out of him for being such a fucking poseur.