Your Body Is a Wonderland: (Song Title) Probably the gayest song ever supposedly written about Jennifer Love Hewitt.Oooh! It's the ultimate He said, He said! Professional blogger/douchebag Perez Hilton went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday to declare that not only is professional musician/douchebag John Mayer bisexual and "struggling with his sexuality," but that the two also hooked up. Naturally, Mayer's reps deny everything.
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
"I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going." (Source)
This is quite a conundrum. On one hand, John Mayer being gay would explain a
lot. On the other hand, going gay for Fatty McTardHair is like breaking your diet for a partially eaten Twinkie you find sitting in the garbage with a cigarette butt sticking out of it. On the
other hand, there's "Your Body is a Wonderland." But I'm not sure if that supports or contradicts the evidence.
My verdict? Let's send them both to the sun in a rocket stamped "Douchebag Express." Maybe they'll sort it out themselves on the way.