Entitlement

Entitlement DefinedThe fact of having a right to something. You know something? Hulk Hogan is like, the best Dad ever. Somebody should make a TV show about what an awesome dad he is. It could be called something “Hogan Knows Best How to Fill His Spawn with an Inflated Sense of Entitlement.” For as you … Read more

Sissy

Sissy DefinedA person regarded as effeminate or cowardly.Fred Claus star Vince Vaughn and his rapidly swelling noggin recently admitted to the press that he pretended to believe in Santa Claus until he was 16 years old so he wouldn’t miss out on Christmas gifts. Wow. No — just, wow. They (my brother and sister) said, … Read more

Hyper-Democratic Celebrity

Hyper-Democratic CelebrityAs defined by Joshua Gamson, the author of Claims to Fame: Celebrity in Contemporary America, a hyper-democratic celebrity is a celebrity who doesn’t earn his or her status by hard work or even as a product of the Hollywood manufacturing machine, but by virtue of simple self-made cyberpopularity — no talent required. If you … Read more

Transcendence

Transcendence DefinedThe state of excelling or surpassing or going beyond usual limits. How does that old saying go? Something like you can take the boy out of the country, but you can’t take away Kid Rock’s fondness for affordably priced waffles and parking lot brawls? Well, that would explain a lot — because in a … Read more

Traduce

Traduce Defined To cause humiliation or disgrace by making malicious and false statement. I see right through it, Ellen. You adopt a dog, it doesn’t get along with your cats, and so you give it away to your hairdresser, who just coincidentally has two small children. An evil, cunning plan, Ms. DeGeneres. You must have … Read more

Retahded

Retahded DefinedPronunciation of “retarded” attributed to residents of the Boston area. Our boy, Ben Affleck — filming his directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone (opening Oct. 15th) — went to great lengths during production to curtail costs. In fact, rather than hire extras, he improvised by getting locals drunk. He explains: Basically, what we did was, … Read more

Outed

Outed DefinedTo reveal some previously secret part of someone’s life, originally from someone coming “out of the closet” as gay. Jerry Seinfeld has outed himself from the proverbial closet of Scientology to proclaim his devotion to the religion cult. The Bee Movie star went so far as to tell Parade that Scientology was helpful to … Read more

Martyr

Martyr DefinedA person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc. Always eager to assume the role of martyr, Heather Mills recently revealed that she suffered through the last season of “Dancing With The Stars” with a broken pelvis. What’s that sound I hear? No… Not the world’s tiniest violin… Why, … Read more

Lament

Lament Defined1. to feel or express sorrow or regret for. 2. to mourn for or over John Stamos had a good run. Really, he did. There was “Full House, ” and who didn’t love Jesse Katsopolis and his feathery mullet of jocular defiance? Plus there was that time when he totally got to play drums … Read more

Contaminated

Contaminated Defined:Impure by exposure to or addition of a poisonous or polluting substance. Scarlett Johansson is a dirty, filthy woman. Johansson’s ex, Josh Hartnett recently revealed that his role in the film 30 Days Of Night was put into jeopardy due to a disease he contracted from kissing the actress’s contaminated lips. Gross. From Starpulse: … Read more