Kevin Federline appears on the cover of this month’s Details “Power & Influence” issue — somehow managing to rank No. 7 on the magazine’s list of 50 “power players” for essentially being a high priced gigolo with invincible sperm.

So many jokes to be made here — but you know what? Fuck it, I quit. Nothing I say even matters.

On second thought… Props to the Details editor who paired K-Fed’s photo with the “Are You Turning Your Kid Into a Douchebag?” article. Why, yes. Yes you are. Zing! Oh yeah — still got it.

Quit: To completely give up and abandon all hope; fed up. Get it? Fed-up!