Regret

Former “Bachelor” contestant Mary Delgado was arrested on battery charges for assaulting her fiancee, aforementioned bachelor Byron Velvick last week.

Police say that Delgado and Velvick, who appeared on the Bachelor’s sixth season, got in an angry confrontation at 12:15 on Wednesday morning. According to police, Delgado hit Velvick in the face, splitting his upper lip. Velvick refused medical treatment at the scene.

In related news, this marks the first time ever I have felt regret over having not ever watched “Bachelor.” I hope you’re listening out there, “Bachelor” execs. Fisticuffs = ratings gold. Oh, and a little babymomma drama probably wouldn’t hurt, either. Also, if you could get Jerry Springer to host, it would be damn near perfect. Now there is a show I would watch.

Regret: Feel sad, repentant, or disappointed over (something that has happened or been done, esp. a loss or missed opportunity).